Laugh Until You Cry. Cry Until You Laugh.

*30928

soloontherocks:

*87408

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

(via monatenhalbmond)

*38326

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via yolobieber)

*170879

onedirectionaustralia:

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

Are you sure that not a scarf…

(via dlamandis)

*98671

loki-is-our-god:

(Source: thesheepenthusiast, via polish-dick)

*92926

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via spaceheaterz)

*183792

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

(via spaceheaterz)

*53921

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap

(via spaceheaterz)

*61840

(Source: wtfstyls, via hallelouis)

*185569

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via mmmtea)